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Viggo Mortensen: The first time we really noticed Viggo Mortensen on-screen was in “Lord of the Rings,” where he played Aragorn, leader of the humans, lover of elves, loather of bathing.
Even when he sang that corny song during one of the many endings of the third movie, we … morestill loved his dirty, dirty hair. We naturally decided to rent some of his other movies, starting with “A Walk on the Moon,” which came shortly before “LOTR.”
Big mistake.
In it, he plays a blouse salesman. This should, perhaps, have been a clue that all would not be right with Middle Earth. And even though his character would go on to seduce Diane Lane (who apparently likes playing the straying housewife — see Olivier Martinez), his look was as disappointing as the time we once bit into a raspberry muffin and discovered those pink spots were not, in fact, berries and were instead bacon chunks. Barf.
Yes, he had some righteous sideburns in “Moon.” But where was the funk? Completely missing. Rumor has it that he’s good and grimy in the adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s “The Road.” We can’t wait to find out.
Now, you have to ask yourself if the authour reeeeeeeally watched A Walk on the Moon all the way through, because you know, I love Aragorn and all but let’s face it, the dirty Ranger has got nothing on a clean Walker in a waterfall. *ahem*